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R has his wife left recently and he sent me these quotes....I had a good laugh.....and decided to share with you :

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? Dumas

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

 Anonymous

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous

 

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' Anonymous