After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? Dumas
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' Anonymous
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